bxstie

An alternative form of bestie that replaces the first E with an X to parody Latinx.

"So yeah, that's why it's super problematic to call yourself Latino."

"So true, bxstie!"

qazxswcderfvtgbnhymjuikolp

When you're so bored that you draw alternating horseshoes rightwards slanting rightwards across a qwerty keyboard, starting with a U. Not to be confused with zaqwsxedcvfrbgtyhnujmkilop which is when you start with an n.

I thought I was the most bored person on the planet, so I typed in qazxswcderfvtgbnhymjuikolp on urban dictionary. At least I'm not in this alone...

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dong koozie

1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.

"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"

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