electronically challenged

When you don't know how to use the latest technology, and you just mess things up even worse when you try.

Denny "how do I get this tv thing to play the movie ? I put the cd in it."

Jeff " Man, I swear your electronically challenged!"

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Puerto Rican Plan B

Affordable contraceptive for when an miss pull out occurs, in which one inserts two Mentos into the females genetalia before applying 20fl oz of diet coke to flush out the vaginal system. (Mentos challenge)

Ace Ventura " yo Juan it got crazy with Maria last night, I had to use the Puerto Rican Plan B. Thank God for those Mentos in my pocket, I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama"

velmo

1. velmo vel-moe noun. The end result of two adult males kissing so affectionately that their mustaches become intertwined with one another.

2. velmoing vel-moe-ing verb. The action of intertwining ones mustache with another's.

1.After the long 3 day weekend the velmo between Denny and Alex was REAL.
2.My upper lip is so sore from velmoing all night .

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