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scrumple

To scrunch and crumple.

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


The Easter Bunny

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.

An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


hunting for eggs

a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.

Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010


intertwingled

A portmanteau of "intertwined" and "intermingled". Coined by Ted Nelson to describe computerdom and information, but can be used in any situation.

"Computerdom is an immense intertwingled tapestry."

"Man, my headphone cables are all intertwingled."

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Boiled chicken ovulations

Boiled eggs, as described by Kryten in Red Dwarf (series 4, episode DNA).

Ah, breakfast, my very first meal! Boiled chicken ovulations -- delicious!

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bovinefecal

pronounced /bɒvΓ‰Βͺnɛfəkəl/ or /bΓ‰Β™ΓŠΒŠvΓ‰Βͺnɛfəkəl/.
An adjective meaning "bullshit", especially in a pseudo-intellectual context.
Derived from combining "bovine" and "fecal".

Post-Freudian String Theory is so bovinefecal.

Did you hear that kid speak about socialism? He had no idea what he was talking about. So bovinefecal.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010


intertwingle

See: intertwingled
The portmanteau of "intertwine" and "intermingle".

"Computerdom is an immense intertwingled tapestry."

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž