pokefag

some sort of huge pokemon nerd. they take the whole thing way too serious. the average pokefag carries around a game system that can play it like a DS or in some cases a modded psp, a pokemon writing eutensle, a pkmn shirt, an art book with drawings, cards, ect. they can come in all sizes from big and fat to short and skinny. if you see one, call out NERD really loudly and throw pebbles at him or her

aww john, do you see that pokefag drawing a pikachu?

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pokerus

1. pokerus is a virus that started in ruby and saphire versions of pokemon that doubled their stats and spread throughout your team. if you put a pokerus infected pokemon in your pc it will not spread. it is also twice as harder to find a wild pokemon with pokerus than finding a shining pokemon. another way to get it is if an action replay or gameshark code goes wrong and you end up with a bad egg that has pokerus.

2. a person gets sucked in to obsessing pokemon so much it becomes a pokefag.

EXAMPLES

1. oh sweet my deoxys has pokerus! now he has 512 attack! SWEET!

2. bob: hey, you know jeff caught pokerus.
john: aww really? that means...
bob: yep, he is a total pokemon fanfreak...
(jeff walks in)jeff: hi guys, you wanna see some pokemon drawings i did?

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