uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.

" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"

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Big Pun

a true sack, shits with the door open and sits at the very front of every strip club. usually has hooker stories.

Big Pun isn't going out tonight. He bought a new sport fucking dvd.

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