Deprecession

A economic recessionary period teetering on a Depression.

The collapse of the banking system in the US along with a $1 trillion in credit card debt has launched Americans into a deprecession.

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flagman

A person that ensures a country's flag is never tattered, torn or faded on personal and business properties.

The flagman removed the tattered Canadian flag on the school's flagpole and replaced it was a new flag.

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senioritis

An academic and physical malaise that afflicts high school seniors that begins in May and lasts until graduation once they have been accepted into college or univeristy.
Grade 12 fatigue, academic illness, school sickness high school blues

Jennifer's senioritis was so advanced that she was never able to attend any morning classes in the spring of 2008 as she slept away her mornings.

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Farser

A slang term for an academically minded and athletically challenged individual.

Did you see Fraser monopolize that academic meeting, he is such a farser?

That group of so-called intellectuals over there with their disdain for undergraduate students are such farsers.

The smartest Grade 12 cannot even bounce a ball - he's such a farser.

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telesnook

Coming from behind to win a competition.

Hayleigh telesnooked the stock market competition participants with a huge gain on the final day - winning with a $74,600 increase over the month.

bumblectomy

The slang term for a colonoscopy.

Dave had his first bumblectomy on his 50th birthday at the Oaktown Hospital.

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hueman

highly intelligent primate who comes in many colours. (the "hue" represents the colour or shade of a person)

The first hueman species settled near water where arable fields could be planted, natural resources were available and animals of prey were abundant.

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