balien

The awkward stage of a newborn when they don't completely look human, yet, and slightly resemble an alien.

Aww! Her baby is a total balien.

Etch and Sketch

When your boyfriend/girlfriend gets so crazy that only a good ol’ shake will resolve the situation.

My angry girlfriend went off on a crazy rant, so I had to Etch and Sketch her until she calmed down.

A good Etch and Sketch will reset her brain.

Cloner

The female equivalent of a boner. An engorged clitoris. Clit+boner=Cloner

"Chicks get cloners for Brad Pitt."

Girl: "I'm so aroused, my cloner is throbbing."