Blackburn Rovers

A team I'm not particularly fond of, but they have a good manager and they fucking hate Burnley bastards, which makes them alright by me

I went to Ewood Park for the Blackburn v Burnley FA Cup replay and never have I experienced such a hostile atmosphere. Plus Burnley lost, which made it even better

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Newcastle United

Soon-to-be-debt-ridden club with barcodes for shirts and a penchant for signing complete arseholes

Bowyer, Woodgate, Bellamy, Shearer, Kluivert

"We saw you crying on the telly!"

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Loaded

Kickass song by Primal Scream

We wanna be free to do what we wanna do
And we wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time
That’s what we’re gonna do

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woo

To take someone out on a date

Ross: I just want to woo her
Chandler: Or...you could take her back to the 19th Century when that word was last used!

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Nicaragua

A country which America brutally and mercilessly blew to pieces for having no defence and a socialist government which showed some signs of working.

'let's blast dose evil commynists'!!

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gun control

Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there

Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'

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chorer

townies who steal stuff. Tend to wear bomber jackets. Originated in Mytholmroyd, near Halifax

ere raat dickhaaadd, ya got twenny pee? - typical chorer

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