A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.
Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Pube salt is simply, pube dandruff
I got a mouthful of pube salt before going down on Kelly last night.
Occurs when a number one turns into a number two.
I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.
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Nub blowing is the act of using an amputated limb to perform intercourse.
After he had his arm amputated, Jim thought his sex life was in jeopardy. To his surprise many ladies enjoy his long nights of nub plowing.
Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.
The office bathroom is the office of the person at work who everybody shits on.
"Jan's office?" more like office bathroom, everybody shits on Jan.
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A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.
Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.