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Pube salt is simply, pube dandruff
I got a mouthful of pube salt before going down on Kelly last night.
Nub blowing is the act of using an amputated limb to perform intercourse.
After he had his arm amputated, Jim thought his sex life was in jeopardy. To his surprise many ladies enjoy his long nights of nub plowing.
I could tell by the way she was watching me dance, she had a soggy roll.
Occurs when a number one turns into a number two.
I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.
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Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.
When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.
A shit pond is any pond where the water is likely full of disgusting shit.
Mary threw our frisbee into that shit pond, no one wanted to get it because that pond is full of disgusting shit.
Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.