fountain smuggler

A female who has liquid projectile orgasms.

Holy shit dude why are you all wet?

Oh it's just pussy juice. I was just with Pam, she's a real fountain smuggler!

puddle smuggling

When a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.

Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber

Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles

Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!