Chode

A dick that has more girth than length.

Girl1: Girth is the best :D
Girl2: CHODE LOVER!
Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)

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Punctuation

Punctuation consists of marks that improve sentence structure and overall grammar. (!.';: etc.) It is a theory that has failed to reach many textaholics and most of the internet. (See those periods? those are part of punctuation!)

Texter1: Zomgwtfbbq did you just say
Texter2:Wait, is that a question? There is no punctuation, that could be a declarative sentence.
Texter1: Wtf did you just say
Texter2: Still waiting....

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