Shel Silverstein

The god of ALL poetry.

Rest in peace, Shel Silverstein :'(

"Needles and pins
Needles and pins
Sew me a sail
To catch me the wind"
-Needles and Pins, Shel Silverstein

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texting

A way to communicate your friends by "typing" on your cell phone. The most pointless thing in the world.

It also makes your English bad.

Texter: Oh, my friend texted me about <insert gossip here> and were texting for 5 hours straight!

Non-texter: God, why don't you just call the person?

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Abba

1. A Hebrew word meaning "father"

2. A popular Swedish band from the 70s. You've probably heard them from the song "Dancing Queen" or "Mamma Mia". They fall under the category of "Artists and Bands Better Than the Crappy Music We Have Today".

abba

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PMS

If you're reading this, then I didn't make it. This is my only way to speak to the public about this transformation of a girl to a beast. Once you confront someone with PMS, you can't turn your back. Major moodswings (one minute: "I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" another minute: "I really love you!"), and annoyance and that stuff.

Again, if you're reading this, I didn't make it out of the wrath of PMS. (Oh, and I think PMS stands for "Pre-Menstrual Syndrome"

If you confront someone with PMS, I wish you a very good luck.

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Single

The best thing in a relationship. There might be little disadvantages with being single but there are MANY advantages being single. See below.

Some advantages:

-You can go WHEREVER THE HELL you want to go
-One word: Independence
-You can have a crush on anyone
-No relationship fights and stuff
-I think there are more...

Some people say being in a relationship is the happiest thing for a person, but being single is just as equal to that.

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