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Philza

Philza is our father, his followers his children. Unfortunately he doesn’t have enough money to feed us. I haven’t been fed in days, nay, weeks... I don’t even know anymore...

Twitch prime sub: You watching philza?

Tier three sub: You bet it.

Twitch prime sub: Is mumza home yet?

Tier three sub: No, but wilbursoot has raided.

by ~spoooogyny~ May 11, 2020

588👍 3👎


SootHouse

It’s currently dead... They haven’t uploaded in 9 months as of writing this. They were a reddit channel consisting of wilbursoot and 7 of his friends. George (the f-boy), Charlie (actually dyslexic), Jack (thinks blood gives you power), David (he probably speaks the most), Dan (like an off brand David), Matt (he doesn’t really speak much tbh) & Rhianna (she’s there to keep it from getting too gay, it gets pretty gay).

Me: I wonder when SootHouse will upload- oh wait,

It’s dead.

by ~spoooogyny~ May 12, 2020

55👍 2👎


Hypixel

Both a minecraft player and server. It homes technoblade, tommyinnit, timedeo, pigicial and many more youtubers/streamers and normal folks who just wanna have some fun. It has some amazing games like skyblock, bedwars, tnt run, dungeons and again, many more. It is also one of the biggest public minecraft servers.

Java kid: Yo, you wanna play some hypixel? I have 10 million coins and some extra armour I could lend you.

Xbox kid: Nah, I’m playing mineplex. Go do your basic b stuff.

Java kid: I mean yeah it’s basic but mineplex is just a rip off.

by ~spoooogyny~ May 12, 2020

42👍 25👎


back squares

In downball (an Australian and a kiwi school game) your court may have a rectangle on two opposing sides. Those are back squares.

Kid in kings: Back squares, treetops, cradles and death matches off!

Literally everyone: *monotone screaming*

by ~spoooogyny~ June 7, 2020


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by ~spoooogyny~ May 12, 2020

5👍 3👎


3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine is molly, or ecstasy. It is a type of drug, not a medical one but a psychoactive drug. If you don’t know what a psychoactive drug is it’s the ones drug dealers give out, aka the bad ones. Molly is a drug you smoke.

Person: How do I say 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine? Also gloss over the fact I just said it.

Me: Ah, okay. Meth-a-lean-dee-ox-Ä«-meth-am-fetta-mean

by ~spoooogyny~ June 7, 2020

2👍 3👎


Apple On A Stick

An amazing game

Apple on a stick,
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart rate 246.
Not because your dirty,
Not because your clean,
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.
Girls, boys, having fun,
Here comes the lady with a big, fat, bum.
She can wibble,

She can wobble,

She can even do the splits.
I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this,
Close your eyes and count to ten,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10.
You didn’t muck it up so your my best friend.

by ~spoooogyny~ May 11, 2020

16👍 2👎