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Contagious Yawn

The result of millions of years of evolution. Originally used by cave men to signal it was time to rest.

Man Amber, your yawn was contagious...I too am tired.

by Trevor May 10, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yawn Tears

That little flood that infests your eyelids when you're overtired and you yawn, embarrassing you in front of a large group of people.

Dude: *YEAAWN*
Jackass: Dude, are you crying?
Dude: No, those are yawn tears.
Jackass: Shut the fuck up man you're definitely crying.
Dude: No I definitely *yawwwnnnn* am not crying.
Jackass 2: Dude, I see the tears in your eyes.
Dude: (goes on a murderous rampage using a melon baller to gouge out the eyes of jackasses everywhere).

by sdfobijkaesf September 19, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


technicolor yawn

When a person pukes, he has a technicolor yawn.

After an evening on Bourbon Street, I did a technicolor yawn.

by Big Sky Heidi February 1, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arse-yawning

Sticking your finger up a (passed out) drunk girls arse and watching her mouth open in time with the motion of your finger going into her chocolate starfish.

Imagine my suprise when I saw my chance to try out my Arse-yawning technique on a passed out chick at the party last night.

I know, your timing was great...

by DrLoveNuts June 25, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic Yawn

(noun)

1: When you make somebody else yawn with the dreaded "yawns are contagious" and physical yawn combo.

2: When you have yawned so much already that every time you think of not yawning you yawn.

3: When you are not tired but the act of seeing somebody else yawn suddenly makes you feel sleepy.

4. Whilst attempting an Epic Yawn on somebody, everyone else around the aforementioned somebody subconsciously registers the yawn and yawns too.

5. When you read this, just seeing the word 'yawn' so many times makes you yawn.

Person 1: Hey Person 2! Did you know that yawns are contagious?! *yawns*

Person 2: DAMN YOU Person 1. *yawns*

Person 1: Haha. Epic yawn! *High fives*

by polkadotty January 7, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yawn Stealer

Noun- Yawns are contagious, therefore when one person yawns someone near them steals their yawn.

Dave yawned, and a second later Kerri yawned Dave yelled, "Yawn Stealer".

by kerri and dave August 6, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


yawning voice

like singing voice, only applying to the weird noises that a person makes when mega yawning

"EEEESSSSSSAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHHHH"
"you have a beautiful yawning voice!"

by theSheenster April 25, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž