blueberry facial

A blueberry facial is the act of putting a large amount of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then giving them a facial.

After having sexual intercourse, one partner might decide to reward their partner with a facial of the blueberry variety. A blueberry facial is widely used by the gay comunity.

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blueberry pie'd!

A new trend started by theamazingatheist, a well known YouTuber that makes videos criticizing and parodying random people that he finds dumb.

To blueberry pie someone is as similar as getting ricked rolled, only instead of seeing Rick Ashely singing to Never Gonna Give You Up, we see theamazingatheists singing to randomly thought up tune while constantly repeating "blueberry pie".

Sasuke: oh look! Naruto send me a video! Wonder what it is...

*Sees the video*

Sasuke: Damn it! He blueberry pie'd! me!

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blueberry banjo

A person from the Appalachian mountains with liberal political tendencies, especially when produce is concerned.

Man 1: "Don't you think the price fer this here lettuce is too dang high?"
Man 2: "Leroy you ain't nuthin' but a blueberry banjo."

BlueBerry Chocolate

BlueBerry Chocolate is a longer version of BBC

Person 1: How big was it?
Person 2: It was a BlueBerry Chocolate!

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blueberry morning

Waking up and discovering various fruit, pastries, and/or cereal covering your body (primarily genitals) with no recollection of consuming and/or purchasing sed items; the name originating from Post Blueberry Morning Cereal.

Hey Joe, what did we do last night? I woke up with my balls covered in a McDonald's parfait...what a blueberry morning.

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blueberry

The term used for a preferably small teenage girl named molly. Commonly found in Zimbabwe. If you see them in the Arctic..don't be alarmed because they could have a blue-ish tint in their pigment. She loves the art. Boy, does she love that art..

"Take a funny pill, you blueberry!"
"Boy does that blueberry love those paintings of babies and midgets.."
"Oh my, those Arctic blueberries scare the shit out of me."

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Blueberry Sans

The smol cinnamon bun from Underswap. This little guy loves to make new friends and eat tacos of course~! His most famous catchphrase is: "Mweh heh heh~!". Don't try anything because his brother Papyrus is right around the corner.

Random person: "Mweh heh heh~!"
Blueberry Sans: *runs up to them and throws tacos into their face*
Random person: "Ow!!!"
Blueberry Sans: *runs away* MWEH HEH HEH~! GOODBYE HUMAN~!

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