1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.
I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass
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Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.
Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.
The vomit that is frequently found in the front yards, bushes, and driveways of homes close to popular bars, nightclubs, and frat houses. Most often discovered in the morning hours and weekends.
"Ah, Margaret! There's another batch of lawn chili in the front yard again! Those damn kids!"
When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.
Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.
(v): The act of resorting to using plastic wrap as a condom. When the opportunity to have sex with a girl presents itself, a guy will take what ever measures necessary to complete the task. This includes the chili wrap.
Guy 1 : “Hey man, I'm about to bang this chick but I don’t have a condom.”
Guy 2 : “Don’t trip. I have some plastic wrap in the kitchen..you’ll have to ”chili wrap” your shit tonight.”
When you are engaged in a the art of the "69" sexual position, and the girl on top decides to drop a steaming load all over your face.
That 69 was magical, until I was abruptly fed a chili supper.