Peef

A special pork and beef hybrid. Very delicious. Often served as a burger however there are other ways to prepare the meat.

"Wow, is that a turkey burger?" "No, it's actually a peef burger and it's so good!"

Peef

A penis fart

like queef, but peef.

ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"

Peef

The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.