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Kidney beaning is when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says "It's your turn now"
Guy 1: Oy, last night me and me and Jessica were kidney beaning so good.
Guy 2: Yeah, me and Monica do 2 straight minutes each, Bro
What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.
You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.
(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.
Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.
a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.
That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.
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where you pass a kidney stone and it gets stuck in your penis thus it feels like your passing a boulder instead of a regular stone(the closest thing to male birth)
extreme pain in the penis area close to the feeling when your peeing for the first(and last) time your ever going to jack off using shampoo as a lubricant,(it got stuck , it felt like a kidney boulder)
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deepest way possible into a pussy.hipotetically you would need to reach a slut's kidneys with the tip of your dick
i got my dick inside michelle's pussy kidney deep.bitch screamed and looked like a headlight blinded deer.i
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