ken

Dead beat dad who only worries about how many times a woman tells him she's pregnant and how many kids he can deny.

He ken not be a good father to a denied child.

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Ken

1. A Major Loser

2. A Lovely Friend Who Is Loved By Lots & lots of People

3. A Jelous Guy

4. Believes He Is Batman, Which brings me Back To Major Loser.

5. Always Makes You Smile.

Wow, Look At Ken Go, He Looks like Batman



My Best Friend Is A Ken

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Ken

Used to let someone know that they are telling you something they have told you previously.

Keith said, "I have these two friends that whenever they get drunk..." and I interrupted with, "Ken!" He blushed, realizing that he had told this story to me before.


"Feel free to 'Ken' me, if I've already told you this one", Ann said to her girlfriend.

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Ken

basicaly a male karen

me"omg he said he would kill my dog bc it was barking"
friend"omg fr"
me"ya hes a ken" (male karen)

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Ken

The dumbest motherfucker to ever walk the face of the planet. If breathing wasn't an involuntary muscle movement a Ken would suffocate to death.

You can't trust a Ken to do anything right. A Ken thinks his way is the best way but it is actually the most fucked up thought that has ever been thought up.

A Ken is so fucking stupid that he can get a disability check for being mentally retarded for his name alone, that isn't including his actions (their fucked up also).

A Ken can never be a leader. He is very easily influenced by others like him.

Dugan's are a lot like Kens. They are absolute poison if you ever get them together on a team.

That is so fucked up that a Ken must have done it!!!

That is so Ken. How stupid!!

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Ken

To make someone your bitch.

"Dude, you're paying for my ticket."
"Stop Kenning me!"

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Ken

A guy who wears ugly tank tops and is obsessed with ketchup. He also hates to lose arguments. A Ken may be intelligent, but he is annoying as fuck.

Ken, if you’re going to be wearing that tank top then you cannot come with me.

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