IED

Improvised Explosive Device- Currently one of the only effective means that lame ass Middle Easterners have at attack Coalition soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Fucking Haji tried to get me with an IED but he set it off too soon, so we shot his ass anyway.

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I

Me or you ( depends who's reading it )

** It was easy **

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i

Square root of (-1)

(a+bi)(c+di)=ac-bd+(ad+bc)i

A&I

Avoid and Ignore
A product of morning after regret.

We're back to A&I since he got drunk and came on to me last weekend.

( . ).I.( . )

A group of characters used to represent a specific sexual act between the breasts of a woman (or a man if he has man titties) and the penis of a man (or a woman if she has a strap-on), commonly resulting in the shooting of messy goo, often on the face of the person without the penis/strap-on.

In texting: "lets ( . ).I.( . ) 2nite n get u all goo-faced"

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i

When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

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I

You are the cure

When I have that dreaded ache

Gone it will be

When I see you when I wake.

It is better today
Thanks to you!
I get impatient for one day
Then I start to turn blue.

I am good

But you do know what would
Make me elated beyond belief?
In your arms, if only we could ❤️❤️❤️

For a minute? Totally trying persuasion again:)

I have a gift of being persistently annoying:)

I love you!!!

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