At least 2

When your buddy asks a really stupid question and you know the answer must be a pretty large number but you don't particularly feel like exerting the mental energy required to respond to it with any degree of accuracy.

Friend: How many grains of rice do you think people have eaten like in total throughout history?
You: Ehhh at least 2.

At least polkadot it up man

When your friend is pissed that T.I. Will not be in Antman 3: Quantumania. You simply respond “Hey! At least polkadot it up man!”
This phrase is meticulously designed to immediately install happiness in the child’s brain

Example:
“GOD SAKE T.I. ISN’T IN ANTMAN 3: QUANTUMANIA!”
“Hey man, At least polkadot it up man!”
“Okay bro I’m so sorry, I love you!”
Kiss

At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes

Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?

At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes

"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"

Path of least resistancing

I heard the bosses in Path of Exile 2 would shit all over the bosses in Diablo 4.

Hym "I can both FEEL and HEAR the fluid 'path of least resistancing' down the back of my neck on the left hand side. It usually happens when I'm laying on my back with my head elevated. I also get tinnitus when resting my head on my pillow. I can hear it squeezing out down my neck. Which is neat I guess..."

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

Server's Least Fav Rightest

The most epicist person on the discord "News and Politics" server.

Bob: Do you know who this server's least fav rightest is?
Joe: Of course I do! He's the most epicist person here.