( . ).I.( . )

A group of characters used to represent a specific sexual act between the breasts of a woman (or a man if he has man titties) and the penis of a man (or a woman if she has a strap-on), commonly resulting in the shooting of messy goo, often on the face of the person without the penis/strap-on.

In texting: "lets ( . ).I.( . ) 2nite n get u all goo-faced"

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When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

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I

You are the cure

When I have that dreaded ache

Gone it will be

When I see you when I wake.

It is better today
Thanks to you!
I get impatient for one day
Then I start to turn blue.

I am good

But you do know what would
Make me elated beyond belief?
In your arms, if only we could ❤️❤️❤️

For a minute? Totally trying persuasion again:)

I have a gift of being persistently annoying:)

I love you!!!

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Ahhhhhhh!
That was a scream

As I want my dream!!!

I know it will come true
I try not to be blue

I am just crazily in love with you!!!

Forever I will wait

For that first date
A hand I will not shake.

In your arms I will be
I can guarantee

As my heart says finally!!!

I love you!!
I feel kinda cheesy just saying that, but I don’t know the words to explain my love for you… I tried to create new words and that doesn’t do.

I will never quit searching for a way for you to understand this immaculate love I have for you!!!

I love you always!!!

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F you only knew how much I want to spend eternity with you!

If you only knew how much I love you!!😘

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I

Trying really hard not to overthink, which translates to don’t think.
This is so difficult… me not think 🤔

It has been a hell of a year:(

If I could go back a year, I wouldn’t have spent so much time doubting things…
Would that have changed things? Yeah, the not thinking thing is going great… not.

So many things I wish…
So many things I want to say to you…
Many things that confuse me… hence the don’t think… just feel with your heart.

That is what I am doing…

Just know I love you!!!

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i-

annoying and basic hoes use i-

did you hear that blah blah blah
them: i-

😐

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