Swag

Literal ball sweat.
Could also be you ball sweat too much.
Testicular perspiration, if that's possible.

Stranger 1: Hey man are you up for a mindless game of balls and nets *pants heavily*
Stranger 2: ewwwwww too much swag man, i can smell ya from a block away!

Swag

You have a lot of swag.

He has a lot of swag .

Swag

Secretly We Are Gay
The term swag was invented in the early 1960's by a group of gay men in Hollywood. it stands for "secretly we are gay" because being gay was illegal and most frequently used as code on posters announcing gay orgies.

Bro, swag right?

Not Swag

Someone who texts their ex-boyfriend from three years ago that wants nothing to do with them. Said ex-boyfriend ultimately finds said person repulsive.

Mikayla : Wow i have no life, i should text my ex-boyfriend from 3 years ago.
Anyone with common sense : no, thats not swag.

Swag

A swag is an Australian term for a bundle of belongings rolled in a traditional fashion to be carried by a foot traveler in the bush. It generally includes; sleeping bag, bed roll and clothing. It is also a single person tent with can be waterproof.

Did you see Wazza in his swag last night?

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SWAG

An acronym created by Russia as a plan to bring communism to America. It stands for:

S: Stalin
W: Was
A: A
G: Genious

SWAG

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swag

So many people think swag is something its not... swag mean Secretly. We. Are. Gay.
so, all lgbtqia+ peeps should start using swag.

Wow thats so swag!

Wait, are you, you know?

yes, of course, swag.

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