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November 1 is National Adopt a Clown Day! I saw that November 1st was invent your own holiday or something on urban dictionary so I did this 🤡
Person 1: Let’s go to the circus!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It’s November 1st!!
Person 2: Oh..
Y'all can eat spam for eternity
Eat spam, it's a soft squishy slice of plastic you should eat. Without it you would die alone in a case full of a squishy plastic called spam. November 1 should always be eat spam for eternity.
Random person #1-Whats the date?
Random person #2-November 1
Random person #1-Its Lil Peeps birthday!
National ask out your girl best friend day
It’s November 1 so I asked out my best friend Emily she said yes
Well fuck its no nut november... Wait what? Dylan already lost? Wauw he cant even think about a life without wanking
November 1 fucking sucks if you are born on thus date YOU'RE A FUCKING FAILURE FUCKING BITCH
Make up your own holiday.
Show your bsf/lover how much you love/appreciate them.
Bsf: You know what today is?
Me: November 1?
Bsf: No it’s the day where you show me how much you love me.
Me: Ok. *Gives long hug*