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punch your friend day and then slap them wit paper day
you:punches friend and then hit them with paper
friend:why did you do that
you:because it is december 14
National favorite ex day! This is a day that you celebrate your favorite ex!
“hey, who’s your favorite ex?”
“kim k., why?”
“because it’s december 14th.”
“what’s that?”
“it’s national favorite ex day!”
December 14th is the day your stupid friend was born
The dumbest friends were born on December 14
Ask your crush out or your friend will ask them out for you
Sam: hey am gonna ask your crush out for you
John:why
Sam: because it’s December 14
stop being virgin day
person 1: why you fucking me?
person 2: its december 14 ideot
rando person: did you hear, todays december 14.. cynthias birthday
rando 2: omg no way! happy birthday cynthia!!!!!!!
cynthia: thank you
The day a bad bitch was born . If you was born on the day it was for a reason . your perfect and don’t let nobody tell you that your not . this best birthday somebody could wish for .
random : when yo birthday ?
you : December 14
random : Then you better turn up