Break up with your boyfriend day
Why are you breaking up with me
Because it’s December 16
National give a girl your hoodie day. For guys give a girl your hoodie! While if your a girl you should give a guy your scrunchie!
Girl: hey here’s my scrunchie!
boy: why?
girl: because it’s december 16!
boy: oh right, well here’s my hoodie then.
MY BIRTHDAY (also national rage day)
Friend: Happy Birthday!
Me: FUCK THE FUCK OFF BITCH
Friend: Wait I was just saying happy birthday!
Me: December 16 is also national rage day
National get a boyfriend/girlfriend day! You have to go to your crush or anyone and ask them to date you! If not, slap them! This is the only day of the year that possibilities are through the roof of getting a boyfriend/girlfriend!
Hey Emma, it’s December 16. Be my girlfriend.
Today is National give a boy a blowy day
So grab a dude and give him a blowy
Girl “hey did u know December 16 is national give a blowy day”
Guy oh bet
The day where you ask for your boyfriends or your crushes hoodie
Girl: hey can I have ur hoodie
Boy: why??
Girl: ITS DECEMBER 16!!!!!!!