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a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement
Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"
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when you are board as fuck and you type every single number letter and symbol in a search engine
what did you do today i searched `~!1@2$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{}|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?/
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1. A common phrase uttered by guys suffering from premature ejaculation when referring to how long they would last during sex
2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex
3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter
Doctor, I have a problem. During sex I last 2 minutes, maybe 4.
He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking
A homeless and/or jobless methed out used and abused female. One who posts numerous selfies with meth mouth labeled "gangsta" or "thug life". Also one who posts body shots showing off her weight loss progress.... delusionally thinking nobody knows the dramatic 230 pound drop in weight in 6 short months was meth induced. A bitch who has an ugly face but an even uglier nonmoral heart and will use and abuse every anyone around her for her next sneaky plot to manipulate them. One who throws pitty parties on the regular and can't seem to draw an eyebrow correctly... instead making a thin straight long black line above her eyes and calls it good. Bitch that can't spell.
Whoa! That bitch is 2 hood 4 her own good yo!
The bottom of a multi page word
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User:Danm!
2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3
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When you wanna move that special homie of yours that makes you feel some typa way up to the next level.
To put it simply, the levels of homie represent the levels of a relationship.
Homie level 2: dating
Homie level 3: engaged
Homie level 4: married
it is simple.
"hey, wanna be my homie level 2, 3, or 4? ;)"