Trump 20/20

similar to hindsight it is the regret one feels for knowing they voted for trump in 2016 and the determination to avoid such mistakes in the future.

"I noticed that Jimmy stopped wearing his maga hat"
"Oh yeah, he's got some trump 20/20 happening."

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20/20 blur

(n) vision that is unclear or distant; caused by poor eyesight in general, and/or being "under the influence."

1) The eighty year old woman failed the eye test for her driver's license; she must have that 20/20 blur.

2) I was pulled over by a cop last week. I was drunk out of my mind and had that 20/20 blur; thankfully he just towed my car and drove me home.

3) Bro last night I was tripping hardcore on some acid; I couldn't see two feet in front of me! The worst 20/20 blur I ever had!

md 20/20

An inexpensive wine. Less than 4 dollars a bottle.

Wow, kiwi-lemon MD-20 20 tastes like total ass, tommorrow Im buying a 6 pack.

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20$

20$ is:
1) a some of money = 2x10$,4x5$,10x2$ etc...
2)approximetly 6 gallons of gas...
3)price for Sympatico High-Speed Internet...
4) Price for Guardian ship on Adventure Quest.

Guy #1: Hey man! I got 20$! Hmmm...I can buy 10 chocolate bar...Haha
Guy #2(whispers) You bastard...

Gas seller: That wouild be 20$, Sir.
Coustemer: Damn...Gas is too expensive these days...

Sympatico: Hello, dear custemer! Buy our internet for only 40$ per mounth.
Custemer: Well, go to hell!
Sympatico: Buy it or pay the consequances!
Custemer: Oh yeah?! Well, bring it on!
Sympatico: Grrrr...
Custemer: Better luck next time!

Can't login?Bored of old same AQ? Well buy your self a guardian ship and you will be able to login anytime! And so many quests!

Player: Put this right up your ***!

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20

Is when you know...
you've never Loved ❤️ anyone
Like this person.
You also know...
It will never happen again...

20...the only one

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The 20

The 20 (noun) -- Any update or breakaway from a live televised sporting event usually lasting around 20 seconds.

"Steve, did you see that incredible run by Emmitt Smith?"
"Yeah, Howie!! I saw the 20 while I was watching the Eagles game"

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md 20/20

This is a mad ass time in a bottle get a bottle of md 20/20 and some ole english. Godamn ull get fucked up thats the mix right their for all the real homies who wanna get the girls real drunk even for people getting drunk to the head this shit gets you drunk..simple as that
This Shit Gets ya Drunk you Might Even Fight a Nigga!! -Dave Chappele

md 20/20 getcha real fucked up /plus the bitches get drunk so u might getcha dick sucked - Me,hahahahahah

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