April 20th

Adolf Hitler was born on 20 April 1889 in Braunau am Inn, a town in Austria-Hungary (in present-day Austria), close to the border with the German Empire. He was christened as "Adolphus Hitler". He was the fourth of six children born to Alois Hitler and his third wife, Klara Pölzl.

IT'S APRIL 20TH , LETS GET HIGH !

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May 20th

I feel bad for anyone who looked this up because it’s their birthday I’m sorry you probably didn’t get the response you were expecting. You do not need to finger your gf and you don’t need to suck your bfs dick.

Apply birthday darlin May 20th be with you.

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September 20th

Bunch of fucking idiots who signed a petition and thought it would be a splendid idea to storm Area 51; even after the Airforce had warned them NOT to storm Area 51 because they will take action and shoot everyone.

Fucking Idiots: We’re about to see some Aliens!

*Time Skip*

President on September 20 / 2020: Just as today, on September 20th 2019 marked the first ever moron wipe out; I am proud to say that we no longer have idiots roaming this planet.

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October 20th

the best people ever are born on this day of the year

person 1: Jackie is pretty awesome

person 2: ya i heard she was born on October 20th

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November 20th

The day were its rains money phones and airpods but will live forever in his friends Minecraft sever R.I.P MakeAWish_kid

OH all the good times on November 20th

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May 20th

Still national shut the fuck up and suck Sergio’s dick day! #thunderdripotw

Sergio: Yo It’s May 20th!

All The Ho’s: *Start sucking cause they can’t talk*

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April 20th

The day you appreciate your mother father or anyone in our family.

Hey mom it’s April 20th I just wanted to say I appreciate you and everything you do for me.

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