December 25

a day where a creepy 90 year old man breaks into your home and becomes you and your siblings sugar daddy on this particular day every year. P.S he watches you while you sleep and gives you light kisses

Omg isn’t December 25 national hamster dedication day?? No you idiot, it’s my sugar daddy’s return after 364 days

25 december year 1 a.c

Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.

X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei