March 26th

International send nudes to or fuck your partner day!

Partner 1: Oh shit it’s March 26th!
Partner 2: So nudes or sex?
Partner 1: How about sex this year and next year we can send nudes?
Partner 2: Ok babes

*Proceeds to go to closest private spot*

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March 26th

international have sex day. Find someone, do the deed, if you don't succeed, well you're cursed then.

March 26th is the international have sex day, better get at it.

26th streeter

the embodiment of all evil, corruption, and total lack of morality. deadly to the touch. stay away lest ye be prepared to die. believes he/she lives in a dog eat dog world. for him/her its kill of be killed. a dishonest fool or dangerous person out to get what he/she wants by any means necessary.

Abarquitos is the biggest 26th streeter i know.

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July 26th

THE HOTTEST MF TO EVER LIVE. HE GETS LL UR STUFF FOR FREE. HE EATS DINO NUGGIES. HE LOVES BLOWJOBS AND HE IS A SEX GOD. HE CAN SMASH UR PUSSY LIKE NO OTHER MAN CAN.

July 26th SMASHING UR PUSSY IS FUN

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September the 26th

That is the day were the baddest bitches are born. If u have a crush one of them: tell her/him she/he loves confident boys/girls<3

„Hey badbitch i lemme be ya gf“
„YESSIR september the 26th is the perfect day“

„Hey badbitch lemme be ya bf“
„oh HELL yes you litterally chase the perfect date to tell me“

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26th September

Give your daughter money day!!

Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September

Me: Oh!! Give me money!

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26th May

People who were born on 26th May are humble, kind, loving, caring and very funny 🥺 never lose someone who was born on that day cause they will always listen to you no matter what.

„Dude she was born on 26th May...“

„So..?“

„She must be very loving“

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