ballena-3000

When a man dips a his sack in a vat of peanut butter and makes a woman lick that shit then the woman tickles his bell-end and rubs his asshole in a gentle but ravenous way.

Yo Schuster ballena-3000.
Witcough shut the fuck up before i make your mom ballena-3000 me.

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dildo 3000

A dildo the length of 3000 Jamaican dicks.

Sick Dildo 3000 dude. I can use it at work without even bringing it because it is just THAT long.

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Audi 3000

Out of here

At 10:00 I'm Audi 3000 from work

steezemaster 3000

a skateboard. more specifically, another person's skateboard that you carry around if you don't have one of your own and can't skateboard. when carried around, it gives the appearance that you are a skateboarder.

Hector let me carry around his steezemaster 3000 so I could look kool and make everyone think I knew how to ride it.

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Gawk gawk 3000

Blowjob that will take your soul

Man last night a girl gave me gawk gawk 3000 and my soul left my body.

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bulletproof helmet 3000

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

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Glug glug 3000

When one sucks the entire soul out of another’s body.

Yo she is about to give me a glug glug 3000

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