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A really good and nice person was born on this day and I am so thankful for them, they will do loads to make the world a better place:)
1.September 3rd is the day they were born
2.OMG really but that day is usually unlucky
1.I know but they are amazing
2.True
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this is the day that you find your bestfriend and you hug them because you love them
you know what day it is bitch july 3rd
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november 3rd is kiss a hot girl or ur crush
bob:on november 3rd i kissed a sexy ass girl
dumbass teacher: what was that?
bob: get ur raggedy ass outa here foo
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Only the hottest, most caring, and most loyal people are born on this day. The coolest guys and the most beautiful girls reside on February 3rd.
Wow! He was born on February 3rd? No wonder he's such a good guy.
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No pee day.
You're not allowed to pee today.
I don't make the rules.
I just enforce them.
Person 1: Yo are you going to the bathroom?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: It's December 3rd, remember?
Person 2: Fuck.
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The day before your girlfriend, mistress, step-sister, step-mom, teacher, babysitter, neighbor, best-friends mom, etc. goes on her period so you have to meet up for sex that night before her flow begins and you go into 4th down territory and have to punt til the following week.
Patrick: Hey, John, Peter, Matthew, Mark and I are going to check out the new bar that opened in campus town last week you down to join us?
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!
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A synonym for the anus. Used when discussing anal sex. Was popularized by Howard Stern on terrestrial radio as a way of avoiding censorship and to avoid FCC fines.
Guy 1: So how many inputs is she? Does she do 3rd input?
Guy 2: Yeah, she does all 3 inputs. She doesn't go for 3rd input very often though.
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