National FaceTime your crush day.If you are bored and you send a list of people “u wanna ft?” And the person you like says yes TAKE THE CHANCE FaceTime them.
“Wanna ft?”
“Why”
It’s November 4th”
national kiss a boy that you have a fake marriage with day!
guess what louden!
what?
its November 4th!
oh, come here girl. the meat loaf was just right tonight...
November 4th is gay day a day to be gay be gay for a day and its not gay the next
Friend: hey, its November 4th gay day!
Me: aw ok, want me to blow you.
National give your girlfriend a sweatshirt and cuddle day
Her: “Oh my god, babe, it’s November 4th!”
Him: “Okay, well here’s my hoodie. I’ll be at your place at 7pm <3”
National hug a fat kid day. If you see a fat kid you must hug them.
Boy 1, “Bro go hug Big Billy”
Boy 2, “Alright fine but only because it’s November 4th”
National lick dick or bobbies day. So, get set and lick all you can.
Lick all you can guys it’s November 4th
A: why are you ignoring me?
B:...
A: oh wait it's november 4th!