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The race down the highway after Wyotech lets out. Usually takes place at the north campus at 4:15 PM.
Hurry! Get in the truck! We gotta get at the front of the Tekker 500!
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The people who aren't stupid enough to get convinced to fuck their own sisters and give up their money.
They will typically taunt others with the line, "I f*cked your sister, why don't you? You know you will like it. Mind if I get a couple of dollars for that suggestion?"
Unfortunately some people cannot see that they are just joking and do end up screwing their sisters and paying people for the opportunity.
Those people are most likely to be extremely liberal and caught up in the notion that daddy's oil money will never run out. Thats you, Colorado College students!
I want to own a Fortune 500 company, not work for one. That girl is your sister? I think I have met here before, but where...? oh yeah!
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The new(er) Shelby GT 500 release (07-current) shebly performance that has teamed up with kenne bell and ford release the baddest mustang ever. There are two available options. Base package is a 600HP 5.4L Supercharged V8. New in 2009 is an upgraded package that comes with 725HP that comes with a Kenne Bell supercharger, replacing the Ford Racing unit. No other changes are made.
Beavis: Dude, did you see the new Shelby GT 500?
Butthead: No.?
Beavis: The GT 500 will smoke any car on the road stock for stock. It comes with 725 HP.
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When you're sitting at a red light trying to turn left to opposing traffic,and soon as light turns green you take it beating oncoming traffic!
Hurry up and pull a classic 500, I gotta go!
sickest fucking dirt bike ever
my fucking husqvarna 500 tears ass it the badest fucking thing ever
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Noun. When you're sitting at the dinner table and you receive anywhere between 500 to 600 phone calls from an overly-conceited sales solicitor who insists that you must pick up your bogus $8,000 grand prize within 24 hours. This usually happens between mid March to late April.
I smashed my phone against the stove and broke it after I had to deak with that Solicitor 500
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bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
bro #2: 500 boners is the most you can have.
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