october 8th

national send a booty pic day, at any request, you must send one booty pic

“it’s october 8th! You have to send me a booty pic”

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November 8th

National full homo day. Do any gay shit and don’t even worry about saying no homo. Straight people’s day off. It’s not homosexual; it’s homiesexual.

That kid Jimmy went nuts on November 8th. Heard he went through the whole varsity football team.

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September 8th

This is the day the hottest baes were born js

Oml shes so hot she must have been born September 8th 😍

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8th grade

Eighth grade is a living hell for any of it’s participants. Funny enough, if you ask the ninth graders, they’ll say it was a walk in the park. The eighth grade right now is graduating in 2024, so they are one year behind the 2023 thot freshman. That doesn’t mean they’re any less thoty tho, there just thots in training. There’s obviously a clique problem, and everyone’s mean to each other. All the girls have started their periods, which means there’s a lot of crying in the bathroom. Everyday there’s more drama, and the raging hormones from puberty do NOT help. The kids think they are “all that” even though they all wear the same champion shirt and Air Force 1s. Survival tips: play along. It sucks, but it sucks more to be defiant because all the snappy teenage girls will cry and tel the guidance councilor on you. Don’t worry though, 2024. We’re just about half way there. It’ll be over soon enough.

“Ashley looks tired”

“Of course she’s tired, she’s in the 8th grade!!”

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8th grader

What most kids 13-14 years old are during their junior high school days. Usually aggressive and somewhat hyperactive. Easy to anger and will stop for nothing once started.

The 8th grader didn't like that the seventh grader was talking shit behind her back.

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April 8th

April 8th is the Smart Boys/Girls day. So who was born on that day is smart ass fuck.

Yo rly that smart? No wonder you’re born on “April 8th”

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February 8th

Give your girl a hoodie day. This is very important cause it shows that she’s YOUR girl. ( bonus points if it had your name / last name on it )

“ OMG it’s February 8th, I must give my
Girl a hoodie!”