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When the number of people you follow is way less than the amount of people that follow you.
Example of a Skinny Ratio: 410 following; 10.6k followers
Kill Myself Ratio. Usually adds up to 100, the ratio is the amount you desire to Kill Yourself (KY) in relation to the amount you'd like to live. Usually expressed as such: (eg. 91:9), in which you'd like to kill yourself with 91% of your inner desires.
If you work in Corporate America, you KM ratio probably never gets below 85:15, and that's on the day you leave for a 2 week vacation. It improves as the weekend nears, but really all that's you need to tip you to actually KY is something like vegetarian day in the cafeteria. On particularly crappy days, it can exceed 100 (eg 105:-5)
it's Friday, I hate my job so my KM ratio is normally 99:1, but today it's 98:2 because I'm gonna get so drnk and hammered tonight right after work.
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Stands for 'Cunt to Cock Ratio' and refers to the ratio of women to men at a given event. It is rarely given as an actual number but its favourability is often discussed.
Person 1: "Hey, did you get any lovin' at Dave's party last night?"
Person 2: "Nah, his C2C ratio was shocking. Far too cock heavy."
Person 1: "What're you up to on Saturday night? Fancy coming to a housewarming party we're throwing?"
Person 2: "Depends. How's your C2C ratio looking?"
Person 1: "Very favourable. Amy's invited most of her gymnastics team along. We'll be knee deep."
Person 2: "Sold! What time's it kick off?"
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When a status (especially on Twitter) has significantly more likes than it does retweets/reposts/shares. Usually happens when people like or agree with a statement, but are afraid to share on their own profile for fear of being mocked or embarrassed. Usually involves taboo sexual remarks or embarrassing bodily functions.
If someone writes about how all of us have had a crush on a hot cousin at one point or another, and 9.4k people have liked it but only 37 people have retweeted it, that's the Coward's Ratio.
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How many dollars it takes you to blow your load in your hapless (but consensual) target.
If your load ratio was hovering dangerously high, just get on 35 and head south to San Marcos to pad your stats.
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When you reply to someone's reply on your tweet and ratio them. This only works when they say something like "ratio" "ratioed/ratio'd" or "catch this ratio" in their inital reply.
Person 1: *tweets*
Person 2: "ratio"
Person 3: "how bout you catch this Counter Ratio" *gets more likes*
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Noun; used to describe the amount of beer in comparison to the amount of people at a given party or get-together.
John: Hey bro how was that party you went to last night?!
Bob: duude it sucked.. sucha shitty beer ratio.. like 1 case for 40 people!
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