A guy who is skinny and tall and usually have huge gauges . Takes his girls beatings .His best friend is often a Nathan who has black hair and cinnamon pine cones in the back seat of his car.
"Hey brendan"
"Brendan and nathan "
Brendan and nathan forever "
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A totall Sex Hottie. He is the "IT" guy. He has an amazing set of six, large penis, and hair! He is very dumb and girls use him for action all the time. Has an ugly girlfriend that every girl is jelous. he is the highschool quarterback and starter for the boys varsity basketball boys. Its a pleasure for him to be in you.
gena: omfg is that HOTTIE?
lia: oh yeah i fucked him last night bitch.
gena: no way your a lucky WHORE. ima bitch slap you.
lex: i would deffinatly give my virginity to brendan, he so fuckable.
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Usually the name of a queer person
guy 1: Hey do you know brendan?
Guy 2: i heard he's gay
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A guy who misses work but doesn't think he misses work and drinks a bottle of rum a night and pisses off his girlfriend. Tells you how it is. Means what he says but never remembers.
Brendan drinks a lot but doesn't think he does
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The act of ragging on someone, usually a teacher,to get out of work. This also includes bitching and/ or whining at them.
"Mr. C can I not do the project?"
"Yo quit brendaning on Mr C!"
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A concrete jungle cheetah, often get caught. Huge cheaters and there favorite animal is a cheetah. Often loses the best girls for him because of cheating
Person 1: who is Brendan now dating?
Person 2: I'm not sure he bounces around a lot
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A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.
You're such a Brendan and you don't even know it.
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