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Super rare, nearly extinct, all of the others lost their will to live. but an extremely scary creature often found hiding in the shadows eating tea and crumpets.Sends a lot of good memes and is never on her phone when I am because of the 4 hour time difference but um. Yeah she’s a great person and she’s on tinder so hit her up
on this fine Saturday morning Camilla the cannoli snap chatted me in the day time, a rare occurrence
The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids
Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet
When a girl pulls a guys uncircumcised penis’s foreskin forward before ejaculation to capture the cum.
When a girl pulls a guys uncircumcised penis’s foreskin before ejaculation to capture the cum.
What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar
I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.
Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole
Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?
When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.