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Derek

If you meet a derek you better bet that mf is fineeeeee but also a pc nerd he’s a charming boy but also gets angry sometimes but for things that don’t really matter but never gets mad at you or treats you poorly he will never treat you wrong he will love you until he finds someone else who has a better body and that’s prettier than you so when he says “in a room of every pretty girl in the world I would choose you” he’s lying….

“Omg derek loves me 🤭🤭” are you the prettiest girl in the room to him? No you aren’t

by Youfuckingbitch June 30, 2022


Derek

Hot as fuck and good at sex. make sure u ask him about how large is dick is

Derek could rail me

by teen wolf December 7, 2020


Derek

A male humanbeing that often does the act of stealing one's girl, also known as a cuck.

Damn, he just stole his girlfriend! He's such a Derek

by heardtangent January 25, 2018


Derek

An amazing person who can steal you heart just when you hear his voice. Very adventurous and generous when it comes to the people he cares about. Loves meeting new people and making new friends. He loves to give people things that are from the heart but he's still afraid that you wont like the gift. He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. He's artistic, unique, fun, a major sweetheart, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. You can never get him off your mind once you meet him. He's someone you'll never want to lose once he's in your life. had spineatitis

"Derek doesn't have a back" "Derek can not bend down"

by 😉😉😉😉😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉 June 28, 2019


Derek

A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.

"That's so Derek..."

by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 24, 2009

126👍 235👎


Derek

Non-Athletic

Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."

by The_Dudee February 10, 2015

18👍 26👎


Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.

Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.

by dexius July 28, 2018

6👍 8👎