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A game that so fucking shit that lads feel the need to post all their Royal victories on there snapchats when no one actually cares. And anyone else think lasses will be extinct to boys. All of us lasses out there better turn Lezza now cause lads only care about fortnite now ....
Boyf “ I’ve got a win in fortnite babe”
Girlf “ okay well can we go to the movies now?”
Boyf “ aye wait there just going to show the boys my win”
Girlf “ okay I’ll wait for you downstairs”
-later -
Boyf “ okay babe I’m sorry but this game means more to me than you”
Girlf -tells bestfriends she’s a lesbian now-
26👍 6👎
A game which males play on a daily basis, also the heart of their Snapchat story. When no one actually cares.
Oh wow you won fortnite again,, wow!
26👍 6👎
Might be the gayiest shit ever made. Fornite will make you lose your girl and get you back your virginity. If you play "The Mormon PUBG", may god have mercy on your soul. Fortnite is an instant gateway to hell.
Guy 1: Bro...I just got Fortnite
Guy 2: nigga you dead
God: boy, get yo bitch ass out of heaven
24👍 6👎
A dumbass game that causes people to lose their life to a screen
Somehow took the place of minecraft even though fortnite is just chopping wood and shooting people
Person 1(idiot): HeY WaNnA PlAy fOrTnItE?
Person 2: no! fuck you bitch why the fuck would I play that shitty “game”
73👍 24👎
Is a game where you shot people to win and makes yourself happy because the kids at school bully you for being Gay.
Hey lets play FORTNITE because i'm pissed that Nick called me Gay
Joe: Wanna play FORTNITE
Rick: Yea, wait did Nick call you Gay again
Joe: yea i don't want to talk about it
55👍 18👎
Fortnite is a game for broke as people and played by many Virgins!
Person1: Wanna play fortnite?
Person2: I’m no virgin!
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