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Frank: An Italian guy who lives in New Jersey and has an 8 inch long penis, bangs a lot of girls no less than 7/10 and gets that paper.
Girl 1: Damn frank you have the largest penis i ever seen!
Frank: Yeah i know.
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the best at, hangman, politics, xbox 360. getting ladies to respond to "hotty wanna shake it?" in a positive manner. having the ability to answer any riddle correctly within minutes. having chuck norris in his fab 5. being in Chuck Norris' fab 5, #2 spot. (only chuck norris can be #1 in his own fab 5). At bball, similar to a mixture of Kobe, Shaq & LeBron. Can do an actual full backflip in secret if he wants to and no one would know. Can dance the funky chicken while eating a slice of pizza, a taco, and a plate of super nachoes while doing a keg stand at the same time. p.s. the keg would be filled with 10% ethonal fuel because Frank is also the utmost environmentalist.
Jarrod: Man, can i be Frank with you?
Jarrod's mom: sweety you can't be frank with anyone...i drank when i was pregnant with you....sorry but your screwed
jarrod's mom: dang it mom!
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Kevin: Magic Genie...I would like to become Frank
Magic Genie:....
Kevin: Magic Genie?....I only used one wish so far...
Magic Genie:....i would rather stay in here a million more years than put in the amount of work it would take to turn your sorry butt into Frank....go home please, throw me back in the ocean
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1. blissful food
2. having the same meaning/exchangeable with "thanks"
Franks has the best food.
Eating franks last night was so romantic.
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place. Tiny Village in Alberta blessed with an abundance of enormous picturesque boulders that make it the "Stonehenge" of the Rocky Mountains. What is the meaning of the odd arrangements? How did the simple people move the enormous stones? Aliens? Why did this advanced civilisation die out?
These, and other mysteries are not addressed at a Government Interpretive Centre. Conspiracy?
Abandoned coal mines abound: ideal for family excursions, or climb the famous "groaning" Turtle Mountain.
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Look at all the boulders! How did they move them? And why did they build their dwellings beneath them? To understand you have to think like the ancient village itself.
You're not going to be Frank are you?
Yes. Yes I am.
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The anthropomorphic rabbit in Richard Kelly's first directed feature film, Donnie Darko. Frank is played in the movie by James Duval. Think three parts Harvey to two parts Darth Vader. Frank knows so many things, including when the world will end.
Some Frank quotes:
"Twenty-eight days, six hours, forty-two minutes and twelve seconds. That is when the world will end." (Note; the numbers add up to eighty-eight. The movie is set in the year 1988. Also the movie was filmed over twenty-eight days. Make of it what you like.)
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
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When you randomly ask a girl to suck your penis and she says yes.
Boy- Hi, would you like to suck my penis?
girl- Yes
Boy- K,lets go to the 8th floor staircase so ms balansag can say noo frankkk ur doing it wrong..
(later)
boy-yooo me and that skank just pulled a frank
anthony- Your a fucking lier... YOUR UGLY :D
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A creepy stare. Typically exerted by an overly helpful neighbor that likely wants to bang you. Think peeping tom'ish.
I was doing the dishes in my bathrobe when I look out my window and see this dude totally franking me.
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