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drake hale

Love if my life he’s the best person I know

I love Drake hale

by Trixienala May 20, 2018


Lucius Hale

Arkhion V. Svanhild's abunjing abunjing, safe place, moon, and his one and only.

many people doesn't want arkhion and Lucius Hale together but despite that, they still love each other no matter what other people will.

by arkius June 26, 2021


Oliver Hale

A man with an oozing lust Kanye Omari West and counterculture references. Unconcerned with hygiene Oliver Hale tends to contribute to a sad odor that leads to noxious and revolting conditions. Oliver is prone to causing deep feelings of exasperation in individuals by his relentless references to The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Reddit posts that frequently lack relevance to the conversation at hand. If anyone tries to disagree with Oliver Hale he will quickly shoot you down with a nasty zinger.

In a social setting
Person 1: Dude James crashed into an electrical pole, it's bad he is really injured.
Person 2: Holy shit that's terrible.
Oliver Hale: That reminds me of when they did polling on Parks and Rec.

by BBQ Sauce Slut June 2, 2018


Corey Hale

Corey Hale is the type of guy where you wouldn't know you're standing next to. He's a season 2 virgin and can't throw a bowling ball.

He's the type of guy in the Xbox party chat to rage quit from playing monopoly.
When out with him, you will always notice his oddly spastic walk which can be labelled as a "Rare Specimen".
And when he is playing on his xbox sitting an inch from his screen, you can sometimes notice his swamp ass forming. Do not sit on his chair as you might end up walking away with a soggy ass.
An historic moment of the man himself, when he was thrown in a bin and could fit in perfectly. Must of been from all of those Fortnite matches.

I can't see you, Corey Hale.

by Corey Hale April 7, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hale School

The rich Perth school is full of briefcase wankers. A large majority of their milfy mum's milk jugs can be found on the side lines of their rugby games. These boys walk like they have blue balls thinking they have large cocks but reality is they aren't even comparable to a Chinese politician's. They love sitting together with hands down each others pants, watching male naked mole rats rape the absolute fuck out of each other. Girls only consider Hale because of their parents deep pockets, younger brothers with slightly larger cocks and their lack of respect for the traditional owners of the land. Certain students enjoy sticking fingers in the ass of their oppositions.

Guy 1: "bruh, Hale School again?"
Guy 2: "those scrot munching monkeys can't even kick it!"
Guy 1: "I wonder if those pussy's balls have even dropped, squeaky mf"

by WesleyWankers May 13, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jake Hale

a cute, funny, great kisser, that i will love till the end of time:)

hey its Jake Hale??
hes cute

by maureengray November 30, 2011

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


peter hale

Peter Hale is a very hot man in teen wolf.

He is actually really old for me.
He is 45 years old. (HE IS A DILF OMG)
He is derek hale's uncle and Malia Hale's father.
He is eronic and cool and i love that.
I also love his style (sometimes though)

Do u know Peter Hale?
Yes ofc! He is that DILF in teen wolf!
<3

by valmi May 24, 2022