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Arkhion V. Svanhild's abunjing abunjing, safe place, moon, and his one and only.
many people doesn't want arkhion and Lucius Hale together but despite that, they still love each other no matter what other people will.
A man with an oozing lust Kanye Omari West and counterculture references. Unconcerned with hygiene Oliver Hale tends to contribute to a sad odor that leads to noxious and revolting conditions. Oliver is prone to causing deep feelings of exasperation in individuals by his relentless references to The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Reddit posts that frequently lack relevance to the conversation at hand. If anyone tries to disagree with Oliver Hale he will quickly shoot you down with a nasty zinger.
In a social setting
Person 1: Dude James crashed into an electrical pole, it's bad he is really injured.
Person 2: Holy shit that's terrible.
Oliver Hale: That reminds me of when they did polling on Parks and Rec.
The rich Perth school is full of briefcase wankers. A large majority of their milfy mum's milk jugs can be found on the side lines of their rugby games. These boys walk like they have blue balls thinking they have large cocks but reality is they aren't even comparable to a Chinese politician's. They love sitting together with hands down each others pants, watching male naked mole rats rape the absolute fuck out of each other. Girls only consider Hale because of their parents deep pockets, younger brothers with slightly larger cocks and their lack of respect for the traditional owners of the land. Certain students enjoy sticking fingers in the ass of their oppositions.
Guy 1: "bruh, Hale School again?"
Guy 2: "those scrot munching monkeys can't even kick it!"
Guy 1: "I wonder if those pussy's balls have even dropped, squeaky mf"
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a cute, funny, great kisser, that i will love till the end of time:)
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the definition of baby. the cutest women to ever exist. so very kind to others. she always finds the best in every person. she will never ever fail to put a smile on your face.
contrary to popular belief, not all jacksons are tall, athletic, and fuck like tigers, there is in fact 1 extra special type of jackson out there, jackson hales. now normally a jackson would be all the things I listed earlier but in fact with the addition of hales, just fucks the entire thing up completely to be honest, I mean one look at this guy and you'd be lucky to never be able to maintain full erection again.
help please god, jackson hales is assaulting me again!