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Infamous con man who obtained 100m in assets from scamming anyone foolish enough to believe him by claiming the rapture was near.
Harold Camping: The world is going to end tomorrow on May 21st.
Guy: Just like you said it was gonna end in 1994?
Harold Camping: No, that was a miscalculation.
The next day...
Guy: What do you have to say now?
Harold Camping: It was a spiritual awakeness rapture the real one is in October.
Guy: You slimy bastard.
Sexual act when your partner shoves their hand up your anus and wiggles their fingers like your a puppet until climax!
Babe! I need my asshole stretched. Can you give me a Happy Harold?
a skin disease that itches really bad.
My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.
An intoxicating beverage made by boiling marijuana in the same manner one would normally prepare tea.
Pothead1: Hey dude, you want to make some Harold Palmer?
Pothead2: No man, i already toked to much.
Pothead1: Ok. Hey dude, we should make some Harold Palmer!
Pothead2: Great idea man! I can't believe you didn't think of that earlier!
Old 89-yr old dumb cunt who predicted that the world was gonna end May 21st of 2011, who had gay ass followers who suck his old ancient cock and swallowed their disappointment of the world not ending
Wow that dick thinks the world gonna end he such a Harold Camping
There's only one Harold Shipman,
one Harold Shipman,
Scousers gives thanks,
cos he only kills Mancs,
Walking in a Shipman Wonderland
When a man has a prairie dog and the woman sucks on it as if she were giving the shit head.
Dude, Lisa just gave me a sneaking harold in the bathroom after 4th block!