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a guy whose super sweet and spoils you, usually tall with dark hair and eyes you could see your reflection. If tell him something secretive he'll keel it and never tell a soul unless you wanted it. He goes by your commands and I's your ride or die. Soft hands and amazing multitasker. The true dream is a Jonathan.
Girl #1: Did yall hear about the New Boy Jonathan?
Girl #2: I heard he is so tall and obeying is what i heard
Girl #3: I heard His hands are soft like clouds so they call him the "Dream Boy"
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A guy who constantly makes a Donald duck impression in to his microphone while playing gears of war 2.
Your pulling a Jonathan right now mate!
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A boy who loves making people laugh and happy and he is so sensitive and caring he will always love the girl of his dreams no matter what he will always be there for his friends but for all the people he makes happy he can not be happy without the girl of his dreams.
Look at that boy over there he is such a Jonathan and I love him
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A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.
A guy walks into a pharmacy:
"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."
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A very attractive sexy beast, who in fact is fat but still gets the ladies.
"Dude how could that fat-ass get that chick". He must be a jonathan.
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A dude who is smart and can't take a joke. Always super AnGry in the morning. But is happy after he eats lunch.
"Bro, I just farted on Jonathan."
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Is a very sexy person with a long dickand pulls all of the girls but rejects most of them and loves his girlfriend 4ever and has money. Is a person that understands people and gets people and is very loving and hoeslove him.
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