After you've given a dirty woman a good old fingering and what not. waking up in the morning to find that your hands stink of sea fish.
Denim: "fukin hell, my hands stick of kipper"
Neil: "some would say you have kipper mits"
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a reference to ejectulating in one's pants
guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78
Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion
Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?
Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!
Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.
to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia
ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.
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ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.
How a londoner says 'cup of tea'.
Want a kipper tie my old badger?
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