Rural Dictionary

Landon

This short little bitch can be a pain in the neck. Literally, because he's willing to fight someone bigger than him, only to get ghosted by them. He's always looking for a chance to look tough and needs attention to survive. He can be a seemingly nice person when you get to know him for the first couple of days, then becomes a backstabbing little shit. This miniature Asian child uses gay as an insult, if you call him gay back jokingly he says, "Yay, I'm happy." LIKE THIS DICKHEAD KNOWS WHAT FORM OF GAY WE'RE USING. He backs into great roasts, then gets butt hurt about it. He's probably mastered the arts of the keyboard warrior on Roblox or Minecraft, something like that.

Landon: YOU SUCK
Me: YOU SWALLOW
Landon: SHUT UP!
Me: *Laughing with friends about roast*
Landon: SQUARE UP AND FIGHT ME
Me: *Still laughing*
Landon: *Crawls on floor with depression*

by Dr. Jean GUACAMOLE June 5, 2019

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landon

my boo my bae or someone other girls need to stay away from and the hottest guy ever!!!

i love my landon

by leah the goat March 21, 2019

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landon

a private school in maryland:
landon is full of self-pride and arrogance. most guys who go there are extremely cocky and of course athletic. landon almost never accepts kids who they don't think are going to be kings of the world. landon is basically an athletic school, but they also have cheated on their SATs in the past.
even the staff and teachers are arrogant and competative: landon once beat a team 9-0 in lacrosse, and literally posted the score on their website as 12-0 that is just unnecessary. landon has amazing athletics, that much is true. but most of them need to learn to be gentlemen. they have been improving, but still are jerks a lot of the time. THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE.

landon guy: everybody sucks but me!

by mbfgw May 15, 2005

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