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This guy is the weirdest person you will meet. They constantly do weird things and are addicted to memes. He throws his golf club over the fence instead of hitting the ball. He is addicted Russian communism and researching his history. He is quite smart though and runs very well. There is only one thing he cares about, MEMES!
New kid: Who is that guy?
Noah: Na that is Luke the MEME KING
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Probably one the most mature boy out of the group of boys. He is caring, loving, and is the type of boy you tell your parents you are friends with.
Girl: “You know luke?”
Girl 2: “Yeah he is sweet definitely boyfriend material”
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While has player-like moments, he's actually a total sweetheart who enjoys sex in co-ed bathrooms. He's already taken for life and he has a giant penis :D
boy comes out of bathroom with girl
"oh must be luke"
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A man whose moobs will actually get you wetter than the little mermaid was in that boat scene. Luke's have the incredible power of knowing exactly where the g spot is everytime. In Turkmen, Luke means "hymen-buster".
That's Luke
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A really smart, interesting, kind guy. Always looking out for others, quite shy, but extremely good at drama.
'Hey you know Luke'
'Yeah what?'
'He's going out with that cow Emma'
'Oh crap, really? She's a skank'
'Yeah, I know'
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Someone that will make your heart flutter when he giggles or licks his lip (or lipring). Someone who will sing to you in a quiet raspy tone in the middle of the night because you can't sleep. Luke is awkward and shy and has legs that are as clumsy as can be. But he's a hopeless romantic and will do anything for you. Not to mention, when he curses in the morning, it is extremely nice (especially when he calls you nicknames like baby, babe, love, honey, etc.) that will make your heart run 40 laps. He posseses the power to make you love him so much that it physically hurts. The way he giggles when he sings (especially if he has an accent) or plays with your hair or tries to cook with you or tries to teach you guitar; he'll always be there and he's not going anywhere.
Girl: I hear the new guy is really great and sweet!
Girl #2: Must be a Luke!
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