Random
Source Code
Random
1. The second baddest Jedi in the galaxy(after Yoda, of course)
2. An unwilling participant in a huge Padawan sexual abuse scandal).
1. This party's over!
2. I would just like to say that this council will not tolerate any sexual deviancy regarding our Jedi Knight's!!
43👍 36👎
A silly look made on one's face, usually when addressed by another person. The face appears contorted, as if reaching for comprehension just above him.
Named for a professional in a smaller Canadian city.
Did you see the mace face Jeff gave me when I asked him for some time off?
10👍 6👎
Mace Windu is known for his skills with a lightsaber. He was the Master of the Order until the Battle of Geonosis where after he gave the title to Yoda was a Korun which species are completely force sensitive. Mace Windu was killed by newly discovered Darth Sidious thanks to the young Anakin Skywalker. In which cut off Windus arm and left an opening for Sidious to use force lightning to throw him out of his office window and onto the city streets.
Mace Windu is basicly the only black guy in Star Wars and the only Jedi to wield a purple lightsaber.
6👍 3👎
Adjective and intransitive verb: A regular mace is an incident in which 2 people are involved in a theft, and one person steals an item belonging to the second person. However, if the person responsible then proclaims loudly and confidently: "Fair mace!!", then the theft is allowed under a verbal contract and renders dispute, or argument, irrelevant and impossible.
Matt: *walks out with Joel's furniture*
Joel: "Oi you bellend, thats my couch!"
Matt: *Points finger confidently* - "Fair Mace!!!"
Joel: "Aw shucks, you got me! Take it away then."
3👍 1👎
when you ejaculate into a persons mouth or face, and accidentally miss and get it in the persons eyes and they become unable to see.
john- "dude i was going to cum all in jenny's mouth but i missed and got her right in the eye! she couldn't even see."
bill-"aww sweet! you totally man maced her!"
3👍 1👎
A more accurate description of Old Spice antiperspirant, which burns the 1st and 2nd layer of skin off of your armpits upon application.
Last night I was in the hospital being treated for chemical burn after applying some Old Mace.
A person who can put a smile on your face countless times per day. A constant reminder on why you should look at the positives in life. A different chapter every day and a story that nobody is willing to finish. The reason for hiccups, cure for sore hearts, the magic behind a smile and the reason to have happy tears rolling down your face at 2am. Your sunshine on a cloudy day, always there when someone is in need. You may give people the poo's but there is nothing that anyone would ever change about you. The adorable and cuddly, nostril licking ninkinpoop that anyone would want to spend the rest of their life with.
Wow that Mace Bby sure is one I want to be with.